Sunday, November 9, 2008

Victory

First things first.....we have a new President-elect. BARACK OBAMA. My happiness is beyond words. The energy and excitement of Madonna and her fans at her Election Day concert sums it up pretty well.....

This is the same video but you can see the audience going bonkers. It's pretty amazing.....

She's absolutely nuts. If I had been there when his face went up on the screens I probably would have burst into tears.

Now that a few days have passed since Obama's win I am filled with a lot of happiness, excitement, and nervousness. I can't wait to see what happens next.

Where did we leave off, though? My last lengthy blog entry was all about Halloween, I think. A LOT has happened since then! After Virginia Beach we drove to Connecticut for a night and then to Lowell, MA where we did two shows. After our Lowell shows we drove to Burlington, VT. The drive through New Hampshire into VT was absolutely beautiful. Carolyn (and her ridiculous sunglasses) was our fearless driver.....Sunset.....Doesn't look the same here, but that hill seriously looked like it was on fire because of the changing leaves.....
Once we got to Burlington a few of us decided to go downtown for some dinner. We went to a placed called Trattoria Delia which was absolutely wonderful. Brian's satisfied face expresses our general mood by the end of our meal.....It's amazing that Kevin is smiling at me in this next pic. I accidentally forgot my money at home (I almost had a heart attack when I realized I didn't have any when the bill came) so he agreed to pay for me. Carolyn diligently figures out the bill behind him. Thank God we have her around.....I hate figuring that shit out!Margo couldn't be happier. I'm guessing it was the huge ass wine in front of her. Haha. Just kidding.....kinda.....
The next day was Election Day!!! Since many of us had a day off we decided to go hiking at nearby Mount Philo. I happily decided to go along. It was a great way to get my mind off the fact that the election made me all crazy nervous. And it most definitely worked! This is me at the start of the hike.....And here's the rest of the group starting our hike.....It was an absolutely beautiful hike. Most of the trees were still changing colors, it was sunny, not too cold, we were all in good spirits, woo!So, apparently when you place Dave on a mountain or near climbable trees he almost immediately turns into a kid again. He was so damn excited to be there. It was pretty fun to watch. Here he is, our fearless leader.....I'll have you know that he got off that rock by easing his way down that tree by the random branches sticking out of it. I'm pretty sure I yelled "You're gonna impale yourself on one of those damn branches!" at him. He got down without a single scratch, though.

On our way up we rested by this little cave where Margo and Jeffery recreated the ending of The Descent.....Here's most of the group halfway up. Nice pic, right?And here I am being absolutely ridiculous. AAAAAAAAAAH! BEARS!!!!!!!!Margo celebrates our hike.....And then performs an impromptu stripper dance.....Here's Carolyn risking her life at the edge of Mount Philo.....I HATE heights and told her countless times to get away from the damn ledge. She just kinda laughed at me.

Here's Margo pondering the beauty of the trees.....or something like that.....And look at this great pic I got of Dave!This is what Jeffery threw in my face after I called him a straggler. Gotta love him.....Eric, Margo and Dave try to get us to the top of the Mount. "We're not lost, we swear" they said. Hmmm, right.....And, actually, we weren't lost! We soon made it to the top! Look at that view!Here's most of the group at the top. Tired, a little sweaty, and most definitely happy.....WOO! I made it!!!!!Since we were at the top, we decided to celebrate with a little photo shoot. We've heard that there are apparently a lot of lesbians in Vermont. I don't know where the hell they were so Margo and Carolyn tried to make up for it.....Tried being the operative word.....Jeffery and Rudy then made a valiant effort of showing the girls how it's done. I don't think I've ever seen Rudy look so uncomfortable, though.....Gollum!And, of course, Yentl.....On our way down we were joined by the sweetest black lab. He ran right up to me and let me pet him for awhile. I miss my dogs so much!So excited!Finally, we made it down. VICTORY!!!Here's Mount Philo on our way back to the hotel. Thanks for the good times!
On our way back to the hotel Carolyn checked her Facebook profile on her phone. She noticed that one her friends had written this as his status.....Oh yes, it says "Stephen Gregory Smith is home from voting. It took 4 minutes. We only got 4 minutes to save the world, peeps." Thank you for the Madonna reference whoever you are!

Anyway, since we had a little extra time on our way back we decided to stop at the Vermont Teddy Bear Factory. Good times ensued.....They had all sorts of teddy bears! There was even a gay friendly teddy bear!And a HUGE teddy bear.....There was even a box full of defective teddy bears which sold for $20. Rudy was kind enough to supply a bear with a head.....The best teddy bears, though, were the Obama/Biden teddy bears.....And the McCain/Palin teddy bears. Yes, she is definitely carrying a hockey stick.....
That night a few of us went back into downtown Burlington for some shopping and food. We had a lovely dinner and tried not to stress too much about the fact that we were getting closer and closer to the moment of truth. After dinner we all headed back to the hotel where I proceeded to shut myself in my room and glue my eyes to the TV.

Needless to say, it was quite a night.

Here I am the next morning. I stayed up WAY too late the night before. You can see it all over my face.....We had two shows that day (Carolyn's top came undone during one of the shows.....she almost fulfilled the fantasies of many of the boys in the audience but, luckily, she was able to keep it on) and then we spent the rest of the day relaxing. That night we went back into town for some more shopping and a victory dinner. Jeffery was most definitely feeling victorious, so he threw some more of this in my face.....Margo was elated.....
After dinner a few of us went to a bar near the hotel called T-Bone's where a guy by the name of Chad Hollister was performing. He was pretty damn good!We had a few drinks and then headed back to call it a night. It had been a great, exciting, long and tiring day.

That's all for now. I'll be back soon with more exciting stories. Love you all :)

GO OBAMA!!!!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Happy Halloween from Virginia Beach!

Yeah I know it's not Halloween anymore, but I have to tell you all about yesterday!

First of all, here's us all dressed up.....That's Lindsay as Michelle Obama, Carolyn as Audrey Hepburn, Kevin as a pimp, Dave as a clown, Me as Scooby Doo, Margo as Bettie Page, Eric as a pirate, and Rudy as a devil.

We started out by going to downtown Virginia Beach to a haunted house called Nightmare House or something like that. It was pretty scary but my damn Scooby head kept falling down and covering my eyes so I didn't see much.....which was probably for the best anyway. I was the last person in the group which is never any fun. I kept thinking someone was gonna come sneaking up behind me, but if they did I sure as hell didn't know about it!

After the haunted house we went to this bar nearby called Peabody's. Unfortunately since we got there so early there weren't many people there. Margo got attention from the get go, though! It was pretty hilarious. The moment she walked in some guy was like "Hey! Are you Katy Perry?" Um.....no. This is her about 10 to 15 minutes after our arrival.....Amazing.

Soon enough the place started to pack up. We all had ourselves a few drinks and then it was time for a little photo shoot and a little fun on the dance floor. Here's the notorious Bettie Page striking some poses.....Yay Halloween!Work it out!!!Here's the Scooby costume in full effect!!!From here on out the night got a touch.....blurry. I'm guessing at this point I was just in the mood to have a photo shoot all night!!!

Boys.....Audrey and Bettie.....Kool Aid?And at this point in the evening I was apparently having an absolute BLAST.....Margo got a little tired of being Bettie so she decided to be one of the Jabbawockeez for a bit.....And here's one of my absolute favorite pics from the whole night.....Thank you so much Kevin.

Anyway! After we all danced for awhile it was time for the costume contest. There were two categories, sexiest costume and best costume. Margo entered the sexiest costume contest. Here she is strutting her stuff.....Now, one thing that kinda bothered me was the fact that no guys could enter the sexiest costume contest. I think I saw a few try but the douchebag emcee didn't let them cross the stage. He did let one handsome fellow work the runway, though.....Delicious.

And here's the douchebag emcee, just for shits and giggles.....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I didn't like him very much.

Unfortunately, Margo didn't win. They picked some rather skanky ass girls as their finalists and then narrowed it down to some random girl who was probably wearing booby tassels and that's about it. I made my disapproval quite clear! I was booing so emphatically I think I may have burst a vocal chord.

After the sexiest costume contest, Carolyn and I entered ourselves into the best costume category. Here we are preparing ourselves.....Oh yeah.

Finally, we made our way up on the stage. Carolyn went first and I followed close behind. I took a pic of my adoring fans cheering for me as I danced across the stage.....They seem pretty into it, right? Apparently the douchebag emcee wasn't. He said something like "And here's Scooby Doo! He's a little.....funny" as I made my way across. Ugh, shut up Douchey.

We didn't think we were gonna win and, guess what, we didn't! I'm rather pleased with who did win, though. But before I get to that lemme share a few pics of other contenders.....

Ursula.....Let's just call this one.....yikes.....Party Boy!Um.....Jigsaw promotes peace?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! MICHAEL MYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!A kissing booth!I have no damn idea what this girl is but she really wanted me to take her picture.....MARIO!!! And my gum.My favorite costume of the night and the winner of the $500 best costume contest was.....NAOMI CAMPBELL!!!

Here she is working her way off the runway. Doesn't she look like she's saying "No pictures! NO PICTURES!"As soon as she was near enough we had a little impromptu photo shoot.....No more! No more! Well, maybe just one more.....Work.
After the contest it was most definitely time to go so we wrangled together our troops and off we went. We were all a little done in at this point.....But of course I kept taking picture after picture.....And then all of a sudden my camera decided to start taking black and white photos. Not quite sure how that happened. See those two out in the parking lot? It's the Ambiguously Gay Duo!And here I am. Not ambiguously gay at all!
Back at the hotel they had some treats for us! Rudy dove right in.....Michelle Obama had had a rough night.....it was time to lose the heels.....And, finally, it was time for bed! Bettie Page says "Goodnight!"
Happy Halloween! Love you all :)